没品笑话英语文案
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没品笑话英语文案 篇一
1、“工作好有意思耶!”尤其是看着别人工作。
2、成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
3、Save water.Shower with your girlfriend.
4、One should love animals.They are so tasty.
5、Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
6、Money is not everything.There's Mastercard Visa.
7、Every man should marry.After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
8、每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。
9、服饰就象铁丝网，它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
10、学的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘记的越多，忘记的越多，知道的越少，为什么学来着?
11、再快乐的`单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。
12、爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
13、每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。
14、Hard work never killed anybody.But why take the risk.
15、Work fascinates me.I can look at it for hours!
16、不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。
17、The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.The more you forget, the less you know.So why bother to learn.
18、聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。
19、应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
没品笑话英语文案 篇二
1、要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。
2、钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。
3、Love is photogenic.It needs darkness to develop.
4、Success is a relative term.It brings so many relatives.
5、A dress is like a barbed fence.It protects the premises without restricting the view.
6、Behind every successful man, there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
7、The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
8、You're looking sharp!
9、Your English is incredible.
10、What an adorable baby!
11、（你的个性很好。）
12、Your son/daughter is so cute.
13、（多么可爱的孩子。）
14、Your Chinese is really surprising.
15、（这真是个好地方！）
16、（你非常聪明。）
17、Your wife is very charming.
18、I admire your work.
19、（你们真是天生的一对！）
20、You have a good sense of humor.
21、You've got a great personality.
22、You have a good taste.
23、Your company is very impressive.
24、（你很有天赋。）
25、（你的中文令人惊讶。）
26、I'm very pleased with your work.
27、（你真幽默。）
没品笑话英语文案 篇三
1、Everything tastes great.
2、（我对你的`工作非常满意。）
3、（你的公司给我留下深刻印象。）
4、（你的孩子很可爱。）
5、我不记得他的名字,直到在我向他打招呼。
6、__ But for __the English examination I would have gone to the concert last Saturday.
7、He told me the news _ that __ our team had won the game.
8、Never hesitate to ask about what you don' t understand.
9、这个仪器的老工厂一样好或者比那些新一
10、我刚关上了门比有人敲起。
11、Word has come ___that __ some guests from Canada will visit our school.
12、_Where he is _ is unknown to me.
13、她正在等待医生__谁__我知道不会来
14、不要犹豫,尽管发问有关你不理解。
15、女性工人穿的帽子,以防他们的头发都会被机械。
16、I wonder how many years ago__ your father retired ____.
17、It happened __ that _ Lisa wasn't there at that time.
18、它的发生,_丽莎__当时不在场。
19、Most of the stones are__ higher than ____ a man and weigh about two and a half tons each.
20、那棵大树__很多苹果。
21、我想知道有多少年前你父亲退休___。
22、我们需要更多的练习,_是相当清楚的。
23、多数石头高于____一个男人和重达两吨半的.每一个。
24、你知道什么时候派对就开始
没品笑话英语文案 篇四
1、The instruments of the older factory___ are as good as or better than those of the new one ___.
2、The big tree ___ bears __ a lot of apples.
3、格式化自己，只为删除你。
4、爱情，玩而已、男人，玩具而已。
5、一场偶然的遇见、成就此后无尽的怀念。
6、明月楼高休独倚，酒入愁肠，化作相思泪。
7、心都死了，我要拿什么去爱你。
8、凡事看得开点、这样才能狠下心来去报复。
9、那致命的暧昧，叫我动荡不安。
10、抹不掉的痕迹，锁上这一页，翻开是回忆，留下的是记忆。
11、We will always be together and never leave.
12、The deepest memory, you are the untouchable pain.
13、执着是一种负担，放弃是一种解脱。
14、我承认，悲伤是一种致命的情感。
15、不可遗失的留恋，只可肆意的思恋。
16、等我懂了，学会了，你却不在了。
17、从人生中拿走友谊，犹如从生活中移走阳光。
18、It would rather rain every day than come.
19、Love in the side, everywhere is heaven.
20、你一副不缺我的样子，让我怎么靠近你。
21、Does not choose, is also one kind of choice.
22、It's not that I'm leaving you, it's you who gave me my place to someone else.
23、Not afraid not to love, afraid to love each other after leaving harm.
24、I'm glad I met you, but I'm sorry I just met you.
25、温暖了你好久的我，终于决定不再温暖你了。